Time Crisis Astrology
Your year, mapped.
Your months, guided.
A personal Lunar and Solar Return plan that lives on your phone, built around your goals and the obstacles you tell me about, with a real astrologer behind it.
All spots are taken for now. Join the waitlist and you'll hear first when one opens.
What you get
Lunar Returns
A fresh gameplan every lunar cycle, timed to your own Moon, with weekly focus, actions you choose from, and a monthly reflection.
Solar Return
One big picture plan for your year ahead, from birthday to birthday, broken into seasons and months you can actually follow.
Built around you
You tell me your goals and what's in your way. Your plan is shaped by your chart and your own words, always with your choices in your hands.
How it works
Intro session · 30 min
We cover your goals, your obstacles, and what you want over the next 12 months.
Walkthrough · 30 min
I explain your plan and get you rolling in the app, installed right on your home screen.
Off to the races
Check things off, earn XP and badges, and write your reflections. Want more time with me? It's available (below).
Choose your plan
Lunar
per month
- A fresh Lunar Return gameplan each cycle
- Intro and walkthrough sessions
- 30 minutes with me every month
- Phone app, no extra downloads
or $2,500/year (2 months free)
Refund: 72 hours if something is wrong, minus processing fees.
Lunar + Solar
per month
- Everything in Lunar
- Your Solar Return year plan
- Birthday to birthday, season by season
- 60 minutes with me every month
or $3,500/year (2 months free)
Refund: 72 hours if something is wrong, minus processing fees.
Need more of me?
Quick Look: a quick question or a look at your current setup
Book a Quick LookOne hour of time with me, any topic
Book an hourSessions and readings: all sales final, reschedule with 24 hours' notice. Outside of booked sessions I'm not available, which keeps the plans personal for the people I take on.
Questions
How many people do you take on?
I'm only taking on a small group so everyone gets real attention. The number on this page is the real count of spots left.
How much time with you is included?
After your intro session, Lunar includes 30 minutes with me each month and Lunar + Solar includes 60. If you want more, extra time is available by the hour (below).
Do I need to know astrology?
Not at all. Everything is written in plain language and the app tells you what to do each week.
What do I need?
Your birth date, time and place (a best guess on the time is fine to start) and a phone. You'll add the app to your home screen in the walkthrough.
Can I cancel?
You can cancel anytime up to 24 hours before your next renewal, and it takes effect at the end of the period you've paid for. Monthly plans bill on the same date each month; some months hold two lunar returns, and the second one is free. Your plan opens in the portal once your first payment goes through. If something is wrong with a portal purchase, you have 72 hours for a refund minus processing fees. Sessions and readings are all sales final; reschedule with 24 hours' notice. Full terms are on the Terms page.
Time Crisis Astrology is for entertainment and personal reflection. It is not legal, financial, medical, or other professional advice, and nothing here guarantees any outcome. You always choose what to do with your own life. See the Terms and Privacy Policy.